Orange harvest moon… Wednesday February 25, 2015 #Schwervonpoetry 

Nipples cut like diamonds
Across the stained glass

Heavenly hand-jobs
Between the pews

Old asses flat on the  wood
Dress trim brush strokes

Fluffy pubic hair clouds
Paint Darwinian heaven
On the backsides of
Lightening struck trees

Praying squirrels hiding their nuts
Vibration in my chest
Feel the coat pulling
With every step taken

Swamp-man memory
Santa clause coke bottle

Glasses full of
Wine and cheese

Shaving cream balloons
Orange harvest moon

Egg yolk perfect
Orange harvest moon

(This poem was recited for the first time on Wednesday, February 25, 2015 at miniBar in KC, MO)

Olive Juice Music Night comes to miniBar Wed. February 25 w/ Rev Gusto, Schwervon!, Andrew Ashby (The Caves) + Free Raffle for $25 gift card for The Vinyl Underground @ 7th Heaven

OJNightfebwebHey KC! Looking for a chance to check out some awesome bands on a weeknight and still get home before midnight for just 5 bucks?!? Look no further.

Wednesday, February 25th “Olive Juice Music Night” has come to The miniBar upstairs! That’s right, they’ve got a new kick ass PA and sound proofing treatment with the same cool vibe.

Enter a FREE raffle to win a Grab Bag of Musical Treats including a $25 gift certificate for The Vinyl Underground!

08- Andrew Ashby (The Caves)
https://thecaves.bandcamp.com/

09- Schwervon!
https://schwervon.bandcamp.com/

10- Rev Gusto
https://soundcloud.com/rev-gusto

Plus after hours DJing by Major Matt Mason USA. All this fun for just $5 (21+) Music starts at 8pm SHARP!

Schwervon! – “American Idle” Live @The Replay Lounge

Thanks to Brenton at Haymaker Records for this “Nan Perspective” video from last Friday’s show at The Replay Lounge in Lawrence, Kansas. It was good night. Thanks to Youngest Children and The Sluts for filling out the bill and blowing us away. Just look at the two previous blog posts for show poem and flyers.

Lucky duck… Friday February 13, 2015 #SchwervonPoetry

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Past Live have served me well

I hear the music
almost every day.

Lucky duck,
Lucky duck
Holy mother fucking fuck
What did I do to deserve
Being such a goddamn
lucky Duck

My brain
A passion field
Done up in marshmallow
And butterscotch

Bitter Ale flows from my stein?
I see my shirt
covered in glitter and cheese corn
My heart will stop some day
But my love will never end

A hard pea lodged
Beneath my mattress?
Twinkle Santa Claus eye
Rising from the middle
Of my forehead

The man on my tail?
I see that’s not gold
You lied for money

I look to the
Candy hearts and flowers
Dangling from my rear view mirror
Blood test okay
Balls okay
Cholesterol

Crusty old man
Texting in his car
Screams at me from his
Open window
Get a job ya bum!

I scream back at him
Thank you sir!
I know
I’m sorry!
What can I say.
I just am
Such a Mother fucking
Lucky fucking duck!

(This poem was recited for the first time on Friday February 13, 2015 at The Replay Lounge in Lawrence, KS)

Next Show: Fri. Feb. 13 in Lawrence, KS at Replay Lounge w/ The Sluts + Youngest Children

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