Show Poem: October 17, 2016 Brooklyn, NY @ Shea Stadium  #poetry 

Mysterious bones in the hallway

Waking up to an ET
Dancing on my chest
Healthy smells and sounds
Grinding metal
Slapping hamsteaks
Good morning City
I miss you like a dirty knee

Picking pieces of you
Out of my hair
Burping up last nights real salad

After 46 years I finally learned
The proper way to roll up my sleeves

Minimal food wastage
Maximum network potential

The last place for people to gather
Leaves and dog droppings
So much beauty to be found
All the squirrels are shutting down.

The longer I’m away
The more familiar things are
Sardines on a cracker
Joe Strummer on a wall

We sit and watch the beautiful people
Catching air

People are more beautiful
Amongst people

We are beautiful because we are not
Dogs
Dogs are beautiful but not like
People
You people are beautiful people
Like people
I love that

Show Poem: October 16, 2016 Beacon, NY @ Beacon Music Factory #poetry 


If there’s going to be an apocalypse
I’ll need my robe and slippers

Mushroom sheets and
Candy stripe sheets
Cutting up the boxes
Watching the heads fall

Dust mask after shave
Taxidermy needle point
Lightening fixtures
Rolling thunder papers
Your windshield on my mind

A school, a church, a bar, a field
I hear music
Wood grain dimly lit
Squirrel in a scarf
Sexy older people

Fish hooka
Elephant flowers
Disco ball missle toe
Dancing in the isles

Take a breath
Hold on to your hat
And let your feet fly

Show Poem: October 15, 2016 Jersey City, NJ @ Funhouse #poetry 


If the cheese fits wear it
Green dreams and
Plotting plants

Arranging the hay
Jerking off in the straw
Fighting the waves of assumption
Too much rock is the perfect amount

Hills covered in
Ronald McDonald hair tree tops
Scientific forest firing
Blankets of light
Sent here to keep us warm

Grateful for the pain stage
A snapshot of a beautiful life

Growing up in the shadow of a skyline

Mind blowing itself
At all the things it can do
Loving humans for now

Allow me to introduce you
To my new partner: Excellent Sandwich

Rosy touched up faces
Tall tales with
Larry Crane speech patterns
On and on

Skip the interesting parts
We’ll choose to live them