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Schwervon! Live: Friday, Dec. 10 @ The Brick (KC, MO) w/ True Lions + The Creepy Jingles

See you Friday! https://facebook.com/events/s/schwervonthe-creepy-jinglestru/4527222767344103/

Saturday, July 10 KC, MO @ Riot Room (patio) 8pm w/ The Sluts + Thunderclaps 

every noise a blade of grass… brushing away the fire ants

Show Poem: I’m taking A vacation from knowledge…Sat. May 25 / KC, MO / The Brick #Schwervonpoetry

I’m taking
A vacation from knowledge
I’m laughing at my own jokes
Sleeping by the fire
Dropping the bear bags
And napping before the show

Ordering the grilled cheese with turkey
Unsteady if the turkey with cheese

I’m Working the odd jobs
Taking candy for breakfast
Chew toys for lunch
I’m putting the world
in a soft flour Tortilla shelll

No creams no ointments
It’s so quiet here  without the wires in

Skipping rocks
Jumping buildings
Stretching the fabric
With my bulbous fantastic
Perfect melon shaped buttocks

Let’s stretch the fabric
It doesn’t have to be smoky
Or drug like

We don’t have to remove our makeup
We just have to be willing
To smear a little lipstick