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Show Poem: 1/25/14 @ Czar Bar (KC, MO)

Thanks to Teach Me Equals, Josh Johnson.
UntitledKeep your devils on a short, short leash. Wake up every morning and stroke their soft fine hair. Stare into their beady red eyes and love, love love them. Keep your devils on a short, short leash. Make them eggs and toast. Brew their coffee strong and hot. Make a smiley face with the bacon and cover it all with the best maple syrup you can find. Don’t skimp with that corn syrup Aunt Jamima bull shit. Feed them the purest, most sweetest, Canadian tree blood you can find because you want your devils happy. You want your devils strong. You want your devils close.

So, when you step foot out of your mansion to begin another day of pounding crosses into the ground for all the little unborn children. Take a second and think about all of the ones that are alive and who’s innocent little heads are being pounded by the angry fists of sad and self loathing parents. Think of all the years, all of the childhoods wasted, for being the human receptacles fear and resentment and hate.

Put down your hammer. Put down your cross. Reign in your devils. Bend down and listen to their cries. They will tell you that life is for the living. They will tell you that our arms and legs are for hugging and dancing and loving…and building bridges, not crosses.

Show Poem: Merry Christmas Asshole: The Sandbox (Vinyl Renaissance) w/ Medicine Theory + Dated

Merry Christmas asshole. Merry Christmas homophobic, capitalist loving, over privileged, welfare dissing, self centered, dog shit stained station wagon roof driving, silk tie wearing, segregating, honky. Merry Christmas: Fox news watching, fake smiling, rich, real man, oil worshiping, porn addicted, gun humping, market watching, Christian racist, hypocrite. Merry Christmas friend shooting, family neglecting, cat hitting, Chick Filet eating, Duck Dynasty TEVOing, fake breasted bleach-blond prostitute fucking, tax break receiving, business venerating, war loving, government hating, neighbor watching, Denis Miller, Bill O’Riley, Glen Beck, Vladimir Putin, foursome fantasizing, flag waving, fascist. Merry Christmas asshole.

You’ve had quite a year. And you’ve been such a good boy little boy, I got you some real special Christmas presents. First off , for Santa, I’ve left a tall frosty glass of Edward Snowden with a big fat Obamacare cookie for you to munch on. If you take a look under the tree you’ll find some other special presents. I got you a shiny red gay marriage bicycle with some Occupy toy soldiers and an endless supply of Pussy Riot dolls. If you look further you’ll see a yummy Noam Chomsky candy cane and a big fat legalized Marijuana football. Also a beautiful and delicious Rachel Maddow, Elizabeth Warren, Kim Gordon fruitcake. And if you’re really really good you just might get that Official Red Rider, 200 shot, range model pump action Miley Cyrus air riffle.

So Happy Holidays asshole. Enjoy it while it lasts We’ll still be here in 2014 to fill your year with real fairies of real love and real dance and plenty of noise to wake you from your deep lost sleep.

photo by Rod Peal

Major Matt show poem

09-07-13 – Cowtown Mallroom KC, MO

Good morning Kansas City.
Good morning 2 girls with black hair kissing outside the Quick Trip at 1am.
Good morning sleeping man in white Fedora in front of YJ’s
Good morning Roasterie DC-3.
Good morning Boulevard Beer Compound.
Good morning Kansas DUI check point that I avoided because I know the back streets.
Good morning hot and sticky Cowtown Mallroom.
Good morning beautiful Union Station that has all but erased the gloomy memories of you from my youth.
Good morning Midwestern Musical Company and your stacks of used drum heads by the bathroom.
Good morning Halcyon Trading company and your first 3 ZZ Top albums.
Good morning Krispy Kreams and the disgusting way you make me feel
Good morning cat poop on the rug.
Good morning dead thing in my yard.
Good morning gravely voiced conservative talk show host.
Good morning Facebook pictures from the night before.
Good morning hot car seat.
Good morning beautiful girlfriend handing me a cup of coffee.
Good morning bugs eating my garden.
Good morning Sherman.
Good morning used vinyl.
Good morning angry teenage girl pushing people at the show last night.
Good morning bills.
Good morning shrinking bank account.
Good morning week before Nan’s birthday.
Good morning white people in the park.
Good morning cigarette butt on the jogging path.
Good morning mosquito’s that bite my ankles down by the creek.
Good morning Kansas City Metropolitan Area
Good morning Tracy Flowers on the bass
Good morning.
It’s good to be here.